Back to our regularly-scheduled nowhere....
Well, after days of discovering that there is in fact an edge of the world, and that you can bungee-jump off it for only $20 a flying leap, I have returned to my little bit of nowhere to bring you all an important announcement: I'm currently not wearing any boxer shorts. For that matter, neither am I wearing any briefs. This is a rather sad moment for me, since I have 7 pairs of boxer shorts and one pair that have been designated my "emergency" shorts. The emergency boxers are always at the bottom of the stack, and when they become visible (ie., they are now at the top of the stack, namely because they alone are the stack) it means that I must wash my laundry.
Circumstances currently being what they are--unexpected and changing pretty much from one day to the next--I was unable to give my laundry the desperate sacred cleansing it required, and now my emergency boxers have joined their well-worn comrades. So I feel it safe to warn you: as I write this post, I have been forced to go commando. But at least I'm still wearing my pants!
(My girlfriend expresses her disappointment that my loins are still being girded by my pants, but sadly you can't please everyone)
posted by Phillip at 8:12 PM
